Question / Answer
CIA/US government:
"We're allowing him to work in America. We allowed him into the U.S. and this is what he does?"
Ankur Vyas:
"Okay.... if you're so powerful, why do you need 99.9% hearing devices in my loved one's ears... told what to say/what to do... remove devices, release all the hostages, and me and my loved ones will be on the next flight. And I support no-hijacking, no taking other people's stuff. Why the hell are you so afraid?"
CIA/US government:
"He isn't important. DON'T LISTEN! HELP! WE'VE OVERSPENT AND WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO RECONCILE IN OUR LOST MIND- HE'S ANTI-GOVERNMENT! Why isn't anybody listening?"
Ankur Vyas:
"I think when you place hearing devices in white children, tell them to ask me a question, then when I respond, you tell them through the device to play with their dress - honestly, I think you're crazy. It isn't anyone's fault but your own that you overspent."
CIA/US government members:
"NOO... HE'S LYING! LOOK AT THIS INSTAGRAM! LOOK AT THIS FACEBOOK REEL. IS MY EMPIRE STATE OF MIND COLLAPSING?"
Ankur Vyas:
"You can test me boo. You didn't own all of yourself. No talk of hijackings/bombing Iran after my writing in 2004 for decades. Long time. And I think people already know - at the end of the day, after all your dumb trashy talk and action, you will not test me.
Instagram looks like something a few of you wussily created. Reels in Facebook (hello?) are about 45 seconds long, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and-"
CIA/US government members loudly:
"NOO.... THE REELS ARE 4:00 MINUTES LONG! LOOK! LOOK! AND-"
Ankur Vyas:
"And there are 1,440 minutes in a day in the reel on Face uhh book. And why do you think you know everything like a Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) GOD - then why do you talk to get information?
After all your edited media diversions are done, you let me know when you're ready, it's only been 20+ years. From 2004, you did not own all of your policies. The real issue is you don't want to be punished for your crimes. It's ov-"
CIA/US government majority:
"NOO - IT AIN'T OVER WHY-"
Ankur Vyas:
"Speaking of being over - where's that video when I was in India, song 'Khallas' (English: you're finished), Indian movie Company, rearrange the letters of khallas -> ks allah. What's the possible proof of a few of you thinking you're the Islamic God Allah?
1) Internet was created in America. Central location is ks abbreviation. Verify. Like Reagan.
2) Sending information. A user isn't 'submitting'.
3) In Arabic language, the word 'Islam' means 'Submission to God'.
4) Sending a form's data. Why does the user have to press 'Submit'?
A few of you are ks idiots that like the hijackers are bringing everybody in your clique down.
And what the hell is up with waiting so long for the TV to turn on?"
CIA/US government members:
"AHH - IS IT THE END OF THE WORLD FOR US ALL?"
Ankur Vyas:
"It's the end of your world, yeah, that's true, and not for us all. If you committed financial crimes, you shouldn't have expected the Iraqis to pay for it. Since you couldn't and still cannot handle my books, why involve other people and expect them to pay for it. Think."


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